(Hehehe…)

Nothing againsts guitarists (now I am one) — but there’s a reason why there’s the saying “If you’re playing for compliments, get a guitar.”

Now for my fave guitarist jokes:

—-How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
——-Pay for the pizza.

—-How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
——-Evidently all of them.